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"The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away." ~ Pablo Picasso

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

BEYOND POLITICAL HUMOR

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION 2012

If ROMNEY wins the election, he will have Air Force 1 equipped with a dog kennel strapped to the roof of the plane. A new law will go into effect requiring all US airlines to follow by adding similar kennels for passengers traveling with pets. I would never put my dog in the underbelly of a plane anyway!

 If OBAMA wins, I will be waiting for my share of all those wonderful free government handouts. Do you think I can get a new car? WHAT? Oprah gives them away like candy. Maybe she should be president!

 If ROSEANNE BARR wins, she will insist on singing and broadcasting the national anthem every morning to all schools and government buildings, including airports. This will grind all national air travel to a halt and there will be a higher rate of suicide among teens!

 If anybody could save this country it would be OPRAH. She would guarantee the auto industry doesn't ever falter again because...You get a car, and you get a car, and YOU get a car!

VOTE WISELY 
OPRAH FOR PRESIDENT!


Since we rely on the Electoral College to determine our next president, maybe we should spend more money on education. What's wrong with the popular vote anyway? Why do we always make things harder in an effort to make things easier?

Political Erection Humor:

In San Francisco the term "exit pole" has a whole different meaning! So does the term "running mate." Put them together and you have a real political erection!

A well known Senator named Larry entered a voting booth today and began to tap his foot while playing with his ballot when somebody reached underneath the curtain waving at him...probably to get him to stop. I think we have another problem like Florida had with Hanging Chads, because the Senator kept screaming Oh my God you're Hung Chad!!! Only in San Francisco!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I READ THE ABOVE FIRST. NOW WE SEE EYE TO EYE. WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY A RICH PERSON SHOULD PAY MORE TAXES THAN THE LAZY PERSON DOES. I DON'T UNDERSTAND. I'M NOT RICH BUT WHAT'S LEFT AND IT'S NOT MUCH ANYMORE BECAUSE OF OUR AGE STILL FEEDS ME AND GRAMPS. WE DON'T BUY STEAK, LOBSTER AND ALL THE GOOD STUFF ANYMORE BECAUSE THE PRICES HAVE GONE TO HIGH. BUT WE GET BY SO WHY SHOULD SOMEONE WITH MONEY FEED ME UNLESS I'M BEDRIDDEN OR CAN'T WORK.THEIR THE ONES GIVING OUT THE JOBS THAT ARE LEFT. I'M AT THAT AGE NOW. THANK GOD I BROUGHT MY CHILDREN UP RIGHT AND THEY'LL NEVER SEE ME GO HUNGRY.WE TAKE CARE OF OUR OWN.ONE THINK I COULD NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY ANYONE NEEDS BILLIONS OR EVEN MILLIONS TO BE HAPPY. OH YES,I WOULD BE GIVING IT AWAY TO THE REAL NEEDY. IT WOULD BE MY CHOICE NOT THE GOVERMENTS.I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND WHERE I'M COMING FROM.I'M REALLY SCARED FOR THIS COUNTRY.IT'LL NEVER BE THE SAME. IT'S SEX, DRUGS,ROCK AND ROLL. THE SANE FOLK WILL ALWAY HAVE TO FIGHT FOR A LOAF OF BREAD. GRANNY P.S. WOULD OBAMA OR ANY OF THE PEOPLE RUNNING THINGS TAKE A PAY CUT. YOU KNOW AND I KNOW THEY WOULDN'T.

Words To Live By:

"The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service to others." -Mahatma Gandhi